“In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat until you’re stuffed. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to cute and cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, in my next life, I’m gonna be a bear!”
Source unknown, but a female of the human species for sure.
“Why doesn’t she want to be a cat? My fat and fur are luxurious. I sleep more than half the day. I have three human animals to do my bidding. Yup! In this life I’m a cat. In my next life, I’m a cat.”
Illustration ~ The Three Bears, Gutenburg archives and in the public domain.
Gypsy photo ~ courtesy of KarenFayeth, © 2012, All rights reserved